The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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