Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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