Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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