would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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