i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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