Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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