If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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