i just wanna soil my oats bro
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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