i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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