I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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