the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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