I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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