I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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