im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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