When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize