I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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