In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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