i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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