My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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