so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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