So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We had to coat check the pizza.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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