its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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