I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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