is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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