We named our party play list daddy issues
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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