My room smells like vodka and shame
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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