Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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