I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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