haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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