It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Drake has all the answers
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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