It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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