I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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