her vagine was all disorganized.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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