Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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