He kissed a someone with a penis
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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