cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
