I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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