sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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