just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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