I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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