Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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