so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
now i know why i became what i already was.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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