glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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