So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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