In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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