I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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