He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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