I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Randomize