I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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