It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's blow job season.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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