Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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