so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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