he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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